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A shambolic reclusive advice columnist known professionally as Dear Alien is in crisis. He has a deadline of yesterday for a collection of his columns; if he doesn’t turn it in, he’ll be broke and in danger of eviction. But the agonizing predictability of readers’ questions is driving him mad, his editor is showing alarming signs of romantic interest, and online trolls are making threats, in this existential comedy about how to live in our postmodern world.
DEAR ALIEN — An advice columnist. Over 40.
ÉCRIVAIN — A series of men who write to Dear Alien
SCRITTORA — A series of women who write to Dear Alien
Place
An apartment in a large city. Something to sit and lie on like a shabby chaise lounge or upholstered bench. Stacks of papers, piles of books, a booze bottle, a landline phone.
Time
Now.
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