Overview
GRUMPY OLD MEN is a hilarious and heartwarming story about two ageing neighbours, Max and John, who have spent most of their lives locked in a feud. When a beautiful, eccentric, and charming woman named Ariel moves in across the street, both men find themselves vying for her attention, turning their rivalry into a full-blown comedic battle of wills. As their antics escalate, the two grumpy old men are forced to confront their differences, leading to a touching resolution that proves even the most stubborn hearts can change.
Based on the beloved 1993 film starring Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, and Ann-Margret, this stage adaptation captures the lovably crotchety characters through twinkling humour, catchy songs, and the affectionate depiction of a small town that feels like home to everyone. GRUMPY OLD MEN is a delightful and affectionate celebration of love, friendship, and second chances.
Casting & Production
Casting
4 female and 5 male featured roles
Opportunities for featured casting in the ensemble
JOHN GUSTAFSON (retired history teacher) – Male, Age 70
MAX GOLDMAN (his neighbor; retired TV repairman) – Male, Age 71
ARIEL TRUAX (college professor; new in town) – Female, Age 52
JACOB GOLDMAN (Max’s son; a lawyer) – Male, Age 39
MELANIE NORTON (John’s daughter; a R.E. agent) – Female, Age 38
SANDRA SNYDER (nefarious tax collector) – Female, Age 40
“GRANDPA” GUSTAFSON (John’s oversexed father) – Male, Age 94
CHUCK BARRELS (owns the town’s general store) – Male, Age 69
PUNKY BARRELS (Chuck’s niece; also new to town) – Female, Age 55
ENSEMBLE (5 men; 3 women)
HARRY the accident-prone postman delivers mail to
TIM the dubious minister who is married to
UNIS the avian addict while
STAN the polka champion is browbeaten by his wife
FRAN the town gossip
KARLA caffeinates all, including
BO and LO who appear as movers, orderlies and other random duos
(The actor playing KARLA also portrays the NURSE.)
Orchestral Information
Keyboard 1-2
Reed 1-2
Trumpet
Trombone
Violin
Guitar
Bass
Drums
Credits
GRUMPY OLD MEN THE MUSICAL
Book by DAN REMMES
Music by NEIL BERG
Lyrics by NICK MEGLIN
Adapted from the Warner Bros. motion picture written by MARK STEVEN JOHNSON
Media
Authors
Upcoming Productions
Washington Community Theater
Washington, IA
John A Logan College
Carterville, IL
Minneapolis Musical Theatre
Minneapolis, MN
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